WA Post Neologism Contest

It makes it around the socialsphere, so you may have seen it…I mean, not “neologisms” but still, stinkin’ funny. I can’t resist sharing.

  • COFFEE (n.): the person upon whom one coughs.
  • FLABBERGASTED (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  • ABDICATE (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  • ESPLANADE (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk. 
  • WILLY-NILLY (adj.): impotent.
  • NEGLIGENT (adj.): a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in a nightie.
  • LYMPH (v.): to walk with a lisp.
  • GARGOYLE (n.): gross olive-flavored mouthwash.
  • FLATULENCE (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  • BALDERDASH (n.): a rapidly receding hairline.
  • RECTITUDE (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  • POKEMON (n.): a Rastafarian proctologist.
  • CIRCUMVENT (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
  • FRISBEETARIANISM (n.): the belief that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there (thank you George Carlin and whomever else is credited with this actual neologism).

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